OK, so I'm resting on a hammock outside, and the next thing I know I'm near Onett with Ness and I was apparently attacking him for his money and a trash burger. I don't even
like trash burgers!

It gets freakier. Lately, I've been walking around and seeing a lot of stuff broken, and a lot of people have been giving me looks like I blew up a church or something.
(Oh god, I didn't actually...?) What's more, that cute little monkey who lives near Lucas's home is terrified of me now.

What the heck is going on?!?